I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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