My brain says no but my pants say off.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
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So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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