I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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