Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
home. puking in laundry basket.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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