The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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