Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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