nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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