non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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