You really coming over, don't trick.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
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I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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