we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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