This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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