They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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