my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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