can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
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Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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