Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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