we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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