i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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