I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
do herpes really smell.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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