I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
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I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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