Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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