Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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