Don't you send me to vm
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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