people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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