he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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