I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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