Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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