Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
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Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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