THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize