do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
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I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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