Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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