just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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