well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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