Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
my poor anus
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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