whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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