And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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