I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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