He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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