I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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