Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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