Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
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The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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