Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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