If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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