Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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