guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
home. puking in laundry basket.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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