It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
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She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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