i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize