Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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