I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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