If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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