well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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